Ray Alborn was in his sixth season as the football coach at Rice University in 1983. The Owls would be hosting the Gophers on Sept. 10 in a battle of head coaches, Alborn and Joe Salem, who were on the way out at their alma maters.
Alborn was rumored to be a character. I called him. Right away, he named a street in Houston known as a gathering place for prostitutes and said, "I'm so unpopular these days even the ladies there won't wave at me.''
The conversation drifted to Bill Peterson, a coaching legend with a Rice/Houston Oilers connection.
Peterson was known for assembling great staffs, particularly at Florida State. Those assistants admired his work ethic, offensive genius and wonderful malaprops. Alborn gave me a couple of those and then said:
"You should call Gibbs. He has the best ones.''
Joe Gibbs, coach of Washington's defending champs, fresh from a season-opening 31-30 loss to Dallas … that Gibbs?
"Call this home number,'' Alborn said. "Tell him you want to talk about Bill.''
Gibbs came to the phone, smothered Peterson with praise, and then recalled a few "Coach Pete'' beauties, including: